Here is your big chance lads. And the best thing about it all is that you hardly need to lift a finger for a live Birmingham Milf fingering on Facetime session, which is something that I’m frantically processing as I go about getting the words out whilst not having the big one at the same time.

Seriously, the hazards of this job are more than one can bare by times, and naughty British mums sporting massive strapon cocks are not helping matters either. No, not even a little bit, so if someone would please kindly offer themselves up as a human sacrifice to this man eating piece of female flesh, then that would be very much appreciated, thank-you.

No matter what side of the pond that you reside upon an opportunity to chat with a big tits British Milf in Private is something that one should grasp onto, should the opportunity arise. So, when the opportunity did arise for yours truly, you know what he did with it, now don’t you?

Well, if you don’t know, then let me inform you that I’m taking time out my life to let you know where to have some of what I had. So, when you think of like that, then you know I’m giving you the straight dope on the bird from the photo above, you see?

Yes, this older MILF certainly does do what the title of this posts says that she does; however, there is a sweet little twist to the plot that wasn’t mentioned in said post title. And what would that be? Well, for those that really, really need to know all the details of every little thing, here is the deal: while Mum watches me wank, her stepdaughter is sitting right beside her and watching me wank too. It was such an exciting feeling that I think my poor camera bit the biscuit ’cause the circuits couldn’t handle that much current pulsing through it. Oh well, at least I have memories that will stay with me forever, you know what I mean?